Now, this isn't gospel yet, but let's face it again. It's happening. What bullshit. The chain of selfishness and stupidity here amazes me - Pete Carroll will sink along with the putrid Seahawks, Lane Kiffin did zero at Tennessee to earn a head coaching job at USC and completely screwed UT over, and well...I don't blame Cutcliffe for leaving Duke for Tennessee, I guess. But come on, man - we were on our way, and you promised us a bowl. In any case, my updated list of top 3 hated colleges in America:
1) UNC - Forever and always. And Dear Roy - Yelling "Don't miss it!" to one of your players has not and will never constitute a breach of fandom, you disgusting, self-important fool.
2) Tennessee (previously ranked around #5). Face it. Post-Peyton, you'll never be the football power you once were. Quit recruiting crooks in your attempt to rise back to the rocky top. Fix your two front teeth, get rid of that stupid redneck hound mascot thing, and please ask Coach Pearl to stop dancing and do his job.
3) Notre Dame - Find a football conference..and stop clogging my TV with horrible games via your "exclusive contracts". Also, I hope Brian Kelly manages not to drool all over himself during games per your previous excuse for a football coach.
Sorry, I'm done. But good grief. The days of loyalty are far gone. I guess I shouldn't have railed on that in an earlier post...
Okay, so Armageddon didn't happen, and I should have had more faith in Coach Cut and less in the media. But the above rankings still stand... Oh, and GO DUKE!
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